Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!ĮDITOR'S NOTE: Thanks to our diligent Truth In Aging community, we have been informed that this essay was incorrectly attributed to Andy Rooney. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
#ANDY ROONEY GAME UPDATE#
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.įor all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. Here are just a few reasons why:Ī woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. "As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. CBS commentator, Andy Rooney on women over 40:
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